Pizza Business Owner Gifts

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Kitchen Kapers

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"This is our soft opening."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."