Starting A Pizza Business Gifts

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

The Velvet Mesquite

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?