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"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort