Pizza Making T-Shirts

Coal-Fired Pizza

Pizza school: 'Hey! I'm starting to get the hang of this. How are you doing?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Pizza Express

The art of pizza

Ideals and realities - slow food or fast?

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."