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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

"8 guilty,3 not guilty and one peperoni pizza with extra cheese"

'Pizzas for eight.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

The Niche Economy

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'We may be here for a while. It took us three days to agree on whether we wanted sausage or pepperoni.'

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Did anyone order a pizza?'

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Who says you can't still find a dollar slice in this city?"

"I'm afraid that eating 12 varieties of pizza doesn't constitute a 'varied' diet."