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'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

Pizza Prince

"Cloud nine have got pizza and margaritas."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I sent out for a pizza. If it doesn't come in a half-hour, it's free!'

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

'What's twenty percent of $17.56?'

Man eating and exercising at the same time.

'You should've KNOWN I wanted a SUPREME!'

'I want no inscription.'

Soon there would be plenty of male chauvinists to top the large cheese pizza.

The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner

"Hold on, I have to buzz you in."

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"