Pizza Lovers Gifts

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

Pizza Prince

"Cloud nine have got pizza and margaritas."

The first marathon

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I sent out for a pizza. If it doesn't come in a half-hour, it's free!'

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

'What's twenty percent of $17.56?'

Man eating and exercising at the same time.

'You should've KNOWN I wanted a SUPREME!'

Graduations and Pizza Delivery Job

'I want no inscription.'

Soon there would be plenty of male chauvinists to top the large cheese pizza.

The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner

"Hold on, I have to buzz you in."

This is the last time I help a buddy move for pizza and beer.

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'