Pizza Lover Gifts

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

'I had a pizza with extra sauce in the break room, but someone ate it. We're not leaving this room until I find out who it was.'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"8 guilty,3 not guilty and one peperoni pizza with extra cheese"

Knights of the Round Table: 'So - pizza again?'

Working from Home.

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

'It's cold.'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"Personally, I wanted to hear your lecture on 'Prioritizing Business Needs', but everyone else went for the pizza in 3A."

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"We all have to make austerity cuts right now, so I've given up gym fees."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

"Our fridge stays full of nutritious, low fat food because we usually end up ordering pizza."

'Oh, all right - make that with anchovies!'

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

'Wenceslas Pizzas: 'Deep-pan, crisp & even'.'

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'

'Wanna go get some pizza?' (mobile phones).