Pizza Lover At Heart Gifts

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."