Pizza Aficionados Gifts

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

Fast Food Sacrifice

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

"... No, I don't think it's very likely that the Wolf is our pizza delivery boy. But on the other hand, I'm really hungry for that pizza."

The Velvet Mesquite

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.