Pizza Aficionados Gifts

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

Fast Food Sacrifice

"... No, I don't think it's very likely that the Wolf is our pizza delivery boy. But on the other hand, I'm really hungry for that pizza."

The Velvet Mesquite

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave