Pizza Enthusiasts Gifts

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

"I know it's Thanksgiving. This is turkey pizza."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'Gone out, your dinner's in the telephone' dial a pizza

'Hello, Pappa John's. I'll take 2 large pepperoni pizzas. Hey honey, do we want them to hold the health insurance?'

'Two pizzas, please.'

"Do you fancy ordering a pizza boy?"

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Save the environment, use less packaging!!"

Delivery Person plays the violin

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"