Pizza Enthusiasts Gifts

With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

Instead of blue cheese, can I have mozzarella? And instead of vinaigrette, can I have tomato sauce? And instead of lettuce, can I have dough? And instead of tossing it, can you bake it? Salads.

"I know it's Thanksgiving. This is turkey pizza."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

'Gone out, your dinner's in the telephone' dial a pizza

'Hello, Pappa John's. I'll take 2 large pepperoni pizzas. Hey honey, do we want them to hold the health insurance?'

'Two pizzas, please.'

"Do you fancy ordering a pizza boy?"

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Save the environment, use less packaging!!"

Delivery Person plays the violin

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"