Pizza Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

Your Pizza Dollar

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Pizzas for eight.'

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Yuk! I'm too young to die! Send out for pizza!'

'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'PIZZA!'

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

'One with everything?'

Pizza delivery

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

'You'll have to forgive my wife.. this is the longest she's ever been on a diet.'

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits...'

'Anchovies.'

Dog delivers pizza through "doggy door".

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle