Pizza Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

Your Pizza Dollar

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'Yuk! I'm too young to die! Send out for pizza!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

Pizza delivery

'One with everything?'

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Anchovies.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

'Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits...'

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

'You'll have to forgive my wife.. this is the longest she's ever been on a diet.'

'PIZZA!'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"No, you don't 'get it for free because it's thirty minutes late'. That's how long it took you to answer the door!"

Irradiated pizza

'Not you again.'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.