Pizza Devotee Gifts

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Desert Island Pizza Delivery

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Children playing games

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."