Pizzeria Lover Gifts

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The Velvet Mesquite

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."