Pizza And Tv Lover Gifts

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Trial by Media

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Solar Panel

"Spoiler alert."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."