Pizza And Tv Lover Gifts

Trial by Media

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

TV-Man

Menu Dating

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"