Tv Lover Gifts

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Make your resolutions achievable.

The World Ends Tonight: "NOT before 'Corrie' I hope?"

Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'

Warning: This programme contains no strong language, sex or violence.

Weather forecast.

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

Watching TV in the bath.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

'... and whoever has the remote control when the music stops...'

'Was that the grunt affirmitave, the grunt negative, or the grunt Non-commital?'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Positive thinking.

'...all that and more after the break, so stay tuned!'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"If we're going to talk, can we at least have the TV blaring?"

"They're just like us, except they watch more television."

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'There ought to be warnings if something educational comes on.'

'I hate reruns.'

A Great Country

"Can't you see Mommy and Daddy are watching a celebrity interview!"

'This is Harold Finnegan substituting for Steve Bernstein, who has been totally grossed out by events in Washington....'

'We're going back to basic cable."

'I used to worry that he'd run off with another woman. These days, I worry that he won't.'

"Do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune, a movie, or the war?"

Shout Show

"Say, I like this show."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."