Tv Lover Gifts

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Make your resolutions achievable.

The World Ends Tonight: "NOT before 'Corrie' I hope?"

Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.

Warning: This programme contains no strong language, sex or violence.

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

"If we're going to talk, can we at least have the TV blaring?"

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

Positive thinking.

A Great Country

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Weather forecast.

'Was that the grunt affirmitave, the grunt negative, or the grunt Non-commital?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

'I hate reruns.'

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

'...all that and more after the break, so stay tuned!'

Watching TV in the bath.

'There ought to be warnings if something educational comes on.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"They're just like us, except they watch more television."

'... and whoever has the remote control when the music stops...'

Bad programming kills television

"She'll be back."

"Say, I like this show."

Fan club

Shout Show

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I can't believe Matt didn't want to come over tonight."

"Do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune, a movie, or the war?"