Tv Lovers Gifts

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"So, who wants to go on a fifty-five-inch wide-screen TV run?"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

'His speech was pre-empted by a Lady Godiva special.'

'The grandkids? Oh, they're busy watching their favourite program!'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Action news.

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

Trial by Media

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'