Tv Lovers Gifts

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"So, who wants to go on a fifty-five-inch wide-screen TV run?"

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Breakfast Ideas. I fixed the cable box during this cooking show. I unscrambled the eggs!

It's her favorite --- "Okra Winfrey"!

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

'His speech was pre-empted by a Lady Godiva special.'

'The grandkids? Oh, they're busy watching their favourite program!'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Action news.

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

Trial by Media

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'