Television Enthusiasts Gifts

"What does it mean why they say history repeats itself?"

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Deadliest Catch. The doctor says my health is in real danger because I just lay around watching TV all day. "The Deadliest Couch."

"At least it's easier to tell which is which now."

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

'ITV says cost-cutting doesn't mean there'll be a load of tat on their schedules - it's nothing to DO with the cost-cutting.'

Richard Hammond.

'Times are tough, man. I lost my job, my house, and the state took away my kids. Hey, have you seen the size of my new television, though?'

Soul Shopping Channel.

"The new year will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, and it will feel strikingly similar to the old year."

"We now interrupt this programme just for the sheer hell of it."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)