Television Aficionados Gifts

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Dog has a television screen for a head and a plug in tail.

"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Television Readers.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV jester.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"