Tv Show Aficionados Gifts

Police Box

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but this just isn't fun any more.'

Canadian television trivia.

Greetings earthling.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Little House on the Prairie Dog.

The walking dead

"If you could be a reality star, who would you be?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Succession 2

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"What would you like to watch again?"