Tv Show Enthusiasts Gifts

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"O.K., it's time you guys got your own HBO subscriptions."

Melania Trump

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House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.

"So, do you think this Soprano guy will end up whacking his shrink or what?"

"As if he cares whether he wears a suit or a tutu."

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

7 Days in Mayberry: 'It's about an attempted coup against Sheriff Taylor.'

Tracy Tracy

'Hello, Mum!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

TV jester.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'