Tv Series Enthusiasts Gifts

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

You're drooling. Why are you drooling, little buddy? It's

Matthew Perry.

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Love is when you watch television together.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"