Show Series Enthusiast Gifts

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Can't Touch This

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Succession 2

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Can't Touch This

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

John Cleese.

I see he's still "working" from home.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'