Tv Series Aficionados Gifts

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

Wow, that was some Perry Mason moment, your honor! Was it good for you, too?

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Love is when you watch television together.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"What would you like to watch again?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

I see he's still "working" from home.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'