Television Series Aficionado Gifts

'To be honest, I find I watch most things on box set these days.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Television Readers.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

TV jester.

TV-Man

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Love is when you watch television together.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Succession 2

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'