Telly Aficionado Gifts

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

'Come on over and watch the sunset.'

Wife leaving home takes TV set instead of suitcase.

Boring Theatre

Mind control

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Television Readers.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Reese Witherspoon

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV jester.

Love is when you watch television together.

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'