Telly Addict Aficionado Gifts

"He's a model husband - still life!"

Showbiz Awards

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Einsteiners.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

TV jester.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Love is when you watch television together.

TV-Man

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Stephen Fry

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'