Television Aficionado Gifts

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

Worshiping the TV.

Attention seeking perfume

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

In reality ..T.V. Show.

'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'

'Quick! Cover the dish! -- here comes the Dalai Lama!'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Sex, lies, leftover tuna casserole, and a videotape

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

At last a way to insure that there's something worth watching on TV: Hand Crafted Ceramic TV covers.

"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."

You know, judge, most of the lawyers you see in here grew up idolizing Raymond Burr as TV's Perry Mason. Not me. I grew up idolizing Raymond Burr as Lars Thorwald, the cold-blooded killer in Hitchcock's "Rear Window." Just keep that in mind when you make your final ruling. ! !

It's the Rose Parade!

"FYI, you forgot to unvelcro the remote from your shirt before we left."

I have an idea for a reality tv show about people competing to get on reality tv shows.

A pirate finding a trophy in a treasure chest

I was going to call and order a la-z-boy

"Not to brag, but every TV show I'm currently watching has been nominate for multiple Emmy awards."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

Miami Vice

The Icebreaker

"That's the catnip channel. We had to take it to get the cheese channel."

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."