Series Aficionado Gifts

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

"A tragic side-effect of being able to stream entire series of TV!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"The end of my favorite series is near."

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Now that's Real TV!'