Series Aficionado Prints

"A tragic side-effect of being able to stream entire series of TV!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"What would you like to watch again?"