Tv Series Aficionado Gifts

'Damn! Sex and the City is not on tonight.' 'Does that mean no sex in the suburbs tonight either?'

At Home

"I should have watched more Bridgerton."

"I've lost track of who's who -- they're all wearing the same hat."

Tales of the Expected

Dove Cameron caricature

I see he's still "working" from home.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Brie Larson

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Maisie Williams

'There's something I think you ought to know. I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV'

Deadwood 25 miles

Charlie Sheen

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

After watching desperate housewives, I decided to try a singles bar.

Scenes from a marriage

"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"

THE WALKING RELATIVES

"You will watch a new, totally mind-blowing TV series, only to forget about it completely a couple months later."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Applause

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'