Tv Show Enthusiast Gifts

Millie Bobby Brown

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

"yes, but why do me want a cookie."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'My credentials? Well, I once sat through a taping of the Dr. Phil show.'

Will work for Food Network.

'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'

"Basic theory of supply and demand, Gracie...if there's no demand for something, it's not made."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Science fiction for beginners

"Edna had promised Lloyd a lap dance for his birthday. Unfortunately it was at the same time her favorite talk show."

'You like Sex and the City? So, who would you say is your favourite city player?'

Warning to kids: The following program contains educational content.

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

'Stay tuned for, Are You Smarter Than a Monkey?'

'Oh, it's not Wally. The problem is ME. The truth is, I've never been comfortable in my own demographic!'

'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'

'You've been apart for years...'

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

'No, it's not another oil spill. It's the cast of Jersey Shore with all their hair grease.'

Time Machine Collision.

Wife watching Desperate Housewives with desperate husband

'Mom, what comes first for celebrities? Botox or detox?'

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

'It's a show teaching kids about lawyers.'

'This is my favorite cop show.'

'I enjoyed being with him and all, but we didn't like to binge-watch the same shows.'

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"