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Millie Bobby Brown

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

'My credentials? Well, I once sat through a taping of the Dr. Phil show.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'

"Basic theory of supply and demand, Gracie...if there's no demand for something, it's not made."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

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"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

"The good news is we saved your wife's life by fusing her to a TV set. There is bad news, however!"

"Edna had promised Lloyd a lap dance for his birthday. Unfortunately it was at the same time her favorite talk show."

Wife watching Desperate Housewives with desperate husband

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

'Stay tuned for, Are You Smarter Than a Monkey?'

'I enjoyed being with him and all, but we didn't like to binge-watch the same shows.'

'Oh, it's not Wally. The problem is ME. The truth is, I've never been comfortable in my own demographic!'

'You've been apart for years...'

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

'Mom, what comes first for celebrities? Botox or detox?'

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'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'

'It's a show teaching kids about lawyers.'

'This is my favorite cop show.'

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant TV recapper."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."