Show Aficionado Gifts

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

TV repeats.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Television Readers.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Scuba cow"