Spectacles Aficionado Gifts

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Guess who I bumped into this morning? - Everybody!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Reese Witherspoon

The Selfie

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Senta jumps into the sea

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"A haand gel...!?"

The Gladiator.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Royal Love

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Doctor Bartolo