Spectacles Aficionado Pillows

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Guess who I bumped into this morning? - Everybody!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Selfie

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"A haand gel...!?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

The Gladiator.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Doctor Bartolo

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.