Spectacle Enthusiast Pillows

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

"Are these any good?" "Perfect! Now I can see much better lenses across the road!"

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Better or worse?"

"You can't read that? Okay, you really do need some glasses."

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Glasses

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Bob liked making a big deal out of needing new glasses.

'I need new glasses. These are all scratched from rattling round in my purse.'

Opticians.

Vincent Van Gogh's spectacles.

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

optician

How are the lenses, can you see ok?

In case of emergency, break glass.

Do you think glasses make people look smarter? That depends, little buddy. The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin. The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity. And lastly, one must never speak, lest we say something dumb and ruin the illusions. What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hugh fans!"