Spectacle Enthusiasts Gifts

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Bismark Ballet School

The Kink and I

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Musical Mestizo.

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Yes, the glasses work well, but now that I can clearly see what we're fed, I've lost my appetite..."