Stage Spectacle Enthusiast Gifts

The Kink and I

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's a play on words."

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A man taking a bow

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Tower Hamlets

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

A pretention of playwrights

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Joseph and his coat

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."