Stage Enthusiasts Gifts

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

Applause

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

A man taking a bow

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Tower Hamlets

A pretention of playwrights

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Knickerless Cage.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'I'm a star!'