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'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

A man taking a bow

Tower Hamlets

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

A pretention of playwrights

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a star!'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Joseph and his coat