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"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

"Is that a choir robe?"

"Our auditorium was destroyed in a pitched battle between the 'Save London's Theatres' Campaign and the Theatres Trust."

'I love poetry and adore the theatre but watch any wildlife documentary and it's 'killer this, killer that'...'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Theatre refreshments

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

"It's a play on words."