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"And what's going on here? Looks like you've arranged to meet someone from a different household!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Uh Oh...

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Crowing Rehearsals

Appliance Theatre

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"Could we just run that again with a more dramatic pause before sentencing?"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

Alan Bennett

'Does it say anything about my performance?'

"Glad you made it. It's opening night."

Manager: 'Is THERE a DOCTOR in the MOUSE?!'

Lord Dundreary

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

Understudies

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'