Theater Enthusiasts Gifts

"And what's going on here? Looks like you've arranged to meet someone from a different household!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

'Okay, now read that back to me in your best James Earl Jones voice.'

Uh Oh...

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Crowing Rehearsals

Appliance Theatre

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"Could we just run that again with a more dramatic pause before sentencing?"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

Alan Bennett

'Does it say anything about my performance?'

"Glad you made it. It's opening night."

Manager: 'Is THERE a DOCTOR in the MOUSE?!'

Intramission

Lord Dundreary

Why are your parents angry that you're going to be Peter Pan in the school play? They just heard I'm going to be suspended.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

Understudies

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Papageno from The Magic Flute