Theater Enthusiast Gifts

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Shakespeare in the Way

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

Theater masks wearing face masks

William Shakespeare

"That's my father. He's the understudy for my mother."

Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman' Sponsored by Internet Sales Company

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'

Hamlet meets autocorrect

'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'

"Out damn Spot

Pantomime Horse

'Guess what, kids! I've got two tickets for King Lear. Who wants to come with me?' (kids are wathing big brother, reading magazines and on mobile phones).

'Remember me?'

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

'I'm arresting you on suspicion of thespionage.'

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

"That's our new drama teacher!"

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Chekov play and scorecard,

"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."