Theater Aficionado Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Hamlet's Duplex

'And what do you do?'

'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'

"I'm tired of all the drama, Will."

'Medea' Studies

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Sweeny Todd - "I dont know how you keep your job.. "

Ally MacBeth

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Musical party at a private victorian house.

I don't feel like having this argument again, Tom. Standing in for me tonight will be Sara, my understudy.

"Don't tell anyone, but I've seen Cats 27 times."

Shakespeare's Tempest - Unpublished Illustration

The Mikado

Policeman

Aristophanes

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

Casting Director

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'I'm typecast!'

Three Amigos

'I don't want you playing with those awful Lear girls any more!'

'Placido Do-min-go!'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

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Ali MacGraw

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."

"Do you see us as a movie or a play?"