Broadway Aficionado Gifts

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

"'Incest: The Musical!' I love it!"

"Phantom, Les Mis, Kate's medical records..."

The spontaneous broadway effect

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"We won!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Senta jumps into the sea

"It's a play on words."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Reese Witherspoon

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"A haand gel...!?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

The Gladiator.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Doctor Bartolo

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.