Broadway Aficionado Pillows

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

"'Incest: The Musical!' I love it!"

"Phantom, Les Mis, Kate's medical records..."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"We won!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's a play on words."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The Gladiator.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Royal Love

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"