Roadway Aficionado Pillows

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Haute Suture

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

How am I abducting?

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"It's a play on words."

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Be open to help.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Tenors

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"They're texting it in."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"