Track Aficionado Pillows

'I hear there was a power cut at the stadium.' - 'Yes, the hare came third.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I need to tinkle."

The Brothers Grime

Running

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

High Jump

Trainset

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

S**t Creek Halt

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Let go of the pole!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.