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He's a pro track star. Ah, out giving his sponsors a run for their money!

'I hear there was a power cut at the stadium.' - 'Yes, the hare came third.'

Spies who are lousy at hiding in plain sight.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I need to tinkle."

The Brothers Grime

Running

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Pole Vault Rules

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Trainset

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Let go of the pole!'